Things a Fallin Off

Yesterday, the remaining part of Ian's umbilical cord fell off. It looked like a piece of beef jerky. It didn't taste like it though. Today, the small plastic ring used in his circumcision finally fell off. It looks like the little willie is close to finally healing. A real bath, not just a sponge bath, is right around the corner. Both items have been archived and placed in plastic bags for storage so that one day, Ian will ask his mom and dad, "Why on earth would you keep such things?" We might want to get rid of the plastic ring because it could be evidence he might use to sue us for taking away his manliness.